Let me set the scene; early morning, an innocent ninja (refer to previous post, "a GREAT way to start the day") has just gotten her weary old self out of bed, fought through the stresses of those first few defining moments of surviving herself looking back at her from the mirror, gotten a scrumptious oil based high carb diet breakfast into her pristine(ly) maintained body and is all fueled up for the day of ninja-ing around slower, less aware, albeit usually younger victims.
She's dressed up, prepped up and ready to go, out the door in a flash and off to the bus stop...and then, the unthinkable; this diabolical genius has miscalculated?!
Ninja 101: Arrive at intended departure location WELL prior or arrival of departure vessel, NOT Just In Time!!
The bus is already loading, the deceptive queue extends further than her aged eyes can see, and things look bleak, but not impossible, not to this highly trained ninja! She dashes to the queue, not to the end, just right at it, perpendicular, adjacent, parallel, through it even, and BAMM!! Enter the superstar, the ultimate, the ninja's mortal enemy and unbeatable nemesis; G.O.D., Grumpy Old Driver, and he's at the controls of this bus!!
The ninja has recognized her enemy and asserted herself safely into the deceptive queue. The bus is filling up. The transporter, G.O.D, has made eye contact with the ninja, one step will decide it all..
She's right there, right at the door of the bus when...distraction...classic misdirection...a school kid bumps up into her rear, she turns to look, SHE GLANCED FOR A SPLIT SECOND, SHE DELIVERS THE STARE OF DEATH CONSUMING EVERY LAST BIT OF THE SCHOOL KID'S ENERGY AND YOUTH TO USE FOR HER OWN DEVICES, IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG, SHE TURNS BACK TO HEAVE HER HEAVY AFOREMENTIONED REAR INTO THE BUS AND... AHHHHHHHHH!! G.O.D has struck, the door is closed IN HER FACE!
The defeated ninja bangs, hopelessly, gesturing wildly to the remaining spot on the steps that she could've fit into, only to receive a grumpy stare from old driver, who drives right off, victorious, proud, yet old and grumpy.
Now while the initial bits of this epic legend were only estimated by my mundane imagination, the events to follow at and around the bus are, in fact, accurate first hand witness reports, myself as witness included.
G.O.D. was witnessed doing the same thing at another bus stop on the way to the MRD (refer to same previous post mentioned earlier to understand this epic abbreviation) and I can only imagine how many ninjas fell victim to his deadly "drive off ASAP" style of martial art after he left my sight...beware, the war between these two blood thirsty races continues...do not get caught in their battlefield...